I got over the last medical hurdle on the 13th.
All is go for my summer trip out west. I still have to reconfirm details on shipping my car.
Next week off to Anime North in Toronto. 2 weeks later off to Amarillo for the Rt. 66 festival.
Need to do a search & destroy visit to AAA for maps & tour books. 🙂
– I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
– African television stations are now showing ‘Sponsor an American Child ‘ commercials!
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– Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.
– I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
– CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
– Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
– My ATM gave me an IOU!
– A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies
while she danced.
– I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
– I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
– If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them
and ask if they meant you or them.
– McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
– Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
– Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children?s
names.
– My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they
re-possessed her!
– A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
– Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
– A picture is now only worth 200 words.
– They renamed Wall Street “Wal-Mart Street .”
– When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
– The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
– Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who
made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
– And, finally…
– I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.
I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got
all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck…
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