The economy is so bad that?

– I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

– African television stations are now showing ‘Sponsor an American Child ‘ commercials!

– Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.

– I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

– CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

– Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

– My ATM gave me an IOU!

– A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies
while she danced.

– I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

– I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.

– If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them
and ask if they meant you or them.

– McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

– Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

– Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children?s
names.

– My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they
re-possessed her!

– A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

– Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

– A picture is now only worth 200 words.

– They renamed Wall Street “Wal-Mart Street .”

– When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

– The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

– Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who
made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

– And, finally…

– I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.
I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got
all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck…

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2 Responses to “The economy is so bad that?”

  1. Trevor Hilton Says:

    Congress is talking about the bad economy. If it gets so bad they actually DO something, well, it’s probably at the point of no return.

  2. Trevor Hilton Says:

    Oh, and one more thing. Did you know that Barack Obama’s poll numbers are so bad that Kenya is accusing him of being born in Hawaii?

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