Bloody bastards!

Need a way to kill them off!
—– Original Message —–

Subject: Fwd: Fw: What is a calorie?

Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at

 night and sew your clothes tighter.

MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS!


Protons have mass?
I didn’t know they were Catholic.
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One Response to “Bloody bastards!”

  1. P J Evans Says:

    Broken things have no calories; they’ve all leaked out.

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